In My House

In my house we do:
Kindness.
Respect.
and Friendliness.

In my house we do not make guests feel unwelcome or uncomfortable.

In my house kids are part of the family.
In my house there is an appropriate time for talking and an appropriate time for listening.
There is a time for being crazy and a time to be calm.
In my house we have an equal amount of snuggles and play time.

In my house we do not disturb the neighbors.

In my house we do not go potty on the carpet or eat out of the trash.

Now, how do I tell that to the new dog?